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The Muse and Whirled Retort June 2010

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THE MUSE AND WHIRLED RETORT
Vol. XI issue ix
June 2010
New Orleans, LA

CHECK OUT:  Chandelr on local news in New Orleans at BP protest.

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June, 2010
New Orleans, LA
Vol   issue
By Chris Chandler
5-30-10

Hell Yea!  The Gulf oil spill is now the worst ecological disaster in U.S. history, "We're #1! We're #1!"

One hundred and fifty years ago, corporations were granted the same rights as people under the constitution.  Absurdly based on the 14th Amendment which was intended to free the slaves, and then used to make sure those former slaves stay indebted servants to a new over-seer: the over-class.  

It is called corporate personhood.

For years, the way I saw it was if corperations are people then the Revolutionary War was more of a corporate take over.  The Declaration of Independence  should read:
When, in the course of human events, it becomes necessary for one company to dissolve the financial bands which have connected them with another.
We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all corporations are created equal, that they are endowed by their CEOs with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of profit.

If "corporations" and "people" are synonimes than it is not much of leap to say The Constitution might as well read:

We the corporations of the United States, in order to form a more perfect merger, establish profit, insure domestic product, provide for the common defense,  promote the corporate welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to our shareholders…

Ever since "personhood" was established, corporations have been winning court cases granting them due process, equal protection, freedom of speech, etc. chiefly the ability to donate to political causes in the same way that people do.
I have been against this concept for years.
But alas, after this incident in the Gulf of Mexico (soon to be known as The Dead Sea) I see the error in my ways.  I say give them full citizenship and treat them as such.

If they want the rights of citizens they should also have the accountibilty of citizens. I mean, I know if my negligence caused the death of eleven people I would be in jail. Not to mention the destruction of Mother Earth they should go to jail for mom -slaughter.

So, I say first, put the entire corperation on trial – everyone on the payroll.  How do you like you corperate personhood now?  Put 'em on trial for for manslaughter. Mom-slaughter. Put them in jail for poisoning the food chain – 'cos in prison you often do shit where you eat.

I envision not just the CEO going to prison but every congressional appologizer. I wanna see every CEO GO TO PRISON! every CFO, every CIO, CISO  CPA and CP3O-- GO TO PRISON.  Every VP SVP and VIP for that matter. They are corperate persons afterall.  

I wanna see every desk jockey, paper pusher, trader of stock, stock holder, share holder, folder holder, folder stuffer, every secretary to the secretary and  secretary to be hired… GO TO PRISON,   I wanna see every delivery boy, and office carpet vacumer go to prison just for being corporate persons.

Make an example of them – just like you make an example of the guy sitting in prison for smoking dope in his own apartment in the ghetto.  

I wanna see the leathernecks go to prison, the pipe fitters and every oil rig inspector and inspector of the inspectors GO TO PRISON.

And if there is not enough room in the prison, let out the guy who is in there for smoking dope in his own apartment.  

I wanna see the writers and the actors in those BS BP ad campaigns "Beyond patrolium, a greener oil company"  GO TO PRISON!

I wanna see every gas station attendant and BP convenience store cigarette dealer and car wash brush ceaner GO TO PRISON.

I envision whole gas pumps dressed in orange jump-suits quivering with their little Bristish accents as a large scary man, quoting the 14th ammendment says, "insert prison joke here."

I wanna see every user of every British Patrolium GO TO PRISON. I wanna see every user of petrolium go to prison.  I WANT TO GO TO PRISON,

As we all watch the BP bank accounts and the bank accounts of Halliburton and Transatlantic for that matter drained while they are paying the billions,.. quadrillions in reperations.

Instead what we have is a bunch of oil slick lawyers proposing caps on compensation to congress via campaign donations.

Talk about cap and trade.

I thought you guys were against that. But le' me tell ya pal your liability cap blew out when that blow out preventor valve blew and I say it is time to BILL BABY BILL!

I say you should drain your coffers by employing every idle shrimp boat captain and his crew in every idle boat in every port from Gulfport  Mississpi to clean up your mess.  

Use the community we have.  

Even if you spend all of the 14 billion you made in profits last year.  All of the 16 you made the year before that – you should spend every dime hiring every out of work oyster fisherman in Pensacola  and unemployed seafood resteraunt waiter in New Orleans.

I wanna see your share holders standing on off ramps holding buckets with signs that read "will work to pay locals for their loss."

And as for Haliburton and Transatlantic?  Its no wonder Haliburton droped the name "Black Water.".

Transatlantic? You knew your oil rig was too big to fail. That's why you were claiming  it was from the Marshall Islands – which is an oil company with a flag.

It should have come as no suprise that Marshall Island inspectors might be a little lax on an oil rig heading to the Americas  since America did its nuclear testing there and completely blew one of the Islands off the face of the earth.

But since you did choose to fly the flag of the Marshall Islands, I say it makes you an Illegal Immigrant and I find myself suddenly agreeing with the State of Arizona and you should be deported.  All of you.

It makes you a foreigner – and a crime like this – perptrated by a foreginer can only be viewed as foreign eco-terrorisim and the place you should be deported to is Guantinimo Bay where you can sit in your little orange jump suits and be waterboarded – with  water, from the Gulf YOU DESTROYED.

A.N.N.O.U.N.C.E.M.E.N.T.S.

I have given up my apartment in Maryland and am now based in Oakland, CA

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Paul and I have some holes to fill in August especially in Northern CA.
Can you help?

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Paul and I are thinking about Texas and the gulf coast in October November.
Florida

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I got featured on New Orleans local news at a BP protest Check it out: {http://www.abc26.com/news/local/wgno-news-oil-protest,0,7612707.story Chandler at BP Protest

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I am wondering about folks who might be headed to the High Sierra Music Fest from the Seattle area or Ashland OR

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T.H.A.N.K.Y.O.U.

Jen Delyth, Marianne Bowie, Paul Benoit, Shirley Myers, Mike and Marjie George, Bryan Miller, Seth and Steve, Pat Barnes, Joe and Jay, Ethan and Hannah, Celene de Loach, Egg Syntax, Kevin, Frank and Dorothy Chandler, Karen, Alan, Kathleen, and Claire Murray, Sugar and David, Martha Lee Bohn and Joe, Denise Heston, Marshall, The Oliver House, Anne Feeney, George Mann,

HERES'S DA DATES


Monday, May 31st, 2010
Hanging out at the Quiet Valley Ranch through June 10th
Kerrville Folk Festival
Kerrville, TX
website: http://www.kerrvillefolkfestival.com

Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 7-9 PM
Threadgill Theater
Kerrville Folk Festival
Kerrville, TX
website: http://www.kerrville-music.com/

The Chris Chandler Show with Paul Benoit
sharing the bill with Anne.Feeney

Friday, June 11th, 2010 8 PM
Tortuga's  El Paso, TX

Saturday, June 12th, 2010 8.00 - 10.30pm
Cyndy and A.Bear present Chris & Paul
Cyndiroo & Dave A'bear Host a House Concert
5747 E. Westfall Ave
Tempe, az 85283
RSVP phone:               520 289 4430         520 289 4430

For info:cyndi.bryson@yahoo.com
dave_a_bear@yahoo.com

Thursday, July 1st, 2010 tba
Plumas County Fairgrounds -
The High Sierra Music Festival
204 Fairgrounds Road
Quincy, CA
website: http://www.highsierramusic.com

Friday, July 2nd, 2010 tba
Plumas County Fairgrounds -
The High Sierra Music Festival
204 Fairgrounds Road
Quincy, CA
website: http://www.highsierramusic.com

Saturday, July 3rd, 2010 tba
Plumas County Fairgrounds -
The High Sierra Music Festival
204 Fairgrounds Road
Quincy, CA
website: http://www.highsierramusic.com

Sunday, July 4th, 2010 tba
Plumas County Fairgrounds -
The High Sierra Music Festival
204 Fairgrounds Road
Quincy, CA
website: http://www.highsierramusic.com

Monday July 8th
Truckee, CA
Truckee Book and Bean

Tuesday July 9th
WE NEED A SHOW SOMEWHERE BETWEEN TRUCKEE AND EUGENE

Wed  July 7th
Cottage Grove OR Pre-fair Party

Thursday, July 8th, 2010 tba
The Oregon Country Fair
Veneta, OR
website: http://www.oregoncountryfair.org

Friday, July 9th, 2010 tba
The Oregon Country Fair
Veneta, OR
website: http://www.oregoncountryfair.org

Saturday, July 10th, 2010 tba
The Oregon Country Fair
Veneta, OR
website: http://www.oregoncountryfair.org

Sunday, July 11th, 2010 tba
The Oregon Country Fair
Veneta, OR
website: http://www.oregoncountryfair.org

TUE July 17th
WE NEED A SHOW IN CENTRAL OR COASTAL OR

Wed July 16th 2010 8 PM
Florence, OR
Florence Public Library

Thursday, July 15th, 2010 8 PM
with Paul Benoit
Axe and Fiddle
657 East Main Street
Cottage Grove, OR 97424
phone:               541-942-5942         541-942-5942
website: http://www.axeandfiddle.com/


Friday, July 16th, 2010 8pm
Chris & Paul play with Truckstop Honeymoon
Alberta Rose Theatre
Alberta Street
Portland, OR
THIS WILL BE AN AMAZING SHOW!!! IN A BIG ROOM PLEASE COME ON OUT!


Sat July 17th 9 PM
Eugene, OR
Tiny Tavern

Sunday July 19th to Wed July 21 looking for shows in Northern Oregon southern Washington.
OLYMPIA?
Chehalis?

Thursday, July 22nd, 2010
The IWW Presents
Rhizome Cafe
317 East Broadway
Vancouver, BC


Friday, July 23rd, 2010 tbd
Cowichan Folk Guild Presents
Islands Folk Fest
Duncan, BC
Canada
phone:               250 748-3975         250 748-3975
website: http://www.folkfest.bc.ca/

Saturday, July 24th, 2010 tbd
Cowichan Folk Guild Presents
Islands Folk Fest
Duncan, BC
Canada
phone:               250 748-3975         250 748-3975
website: http://www.folkfest.bc.ca/

Sunday, July 25th, 2010 tbd
Cowichan Folk Guild Presents
Islands Folk Fest
Duncan, BC
Canada
phone:               250 748-3975         250 748-3975
website: http://www.folkfest.bc.ca/

Wendenday  July 28th
Port Townsend, WA
Uptown Coffee.

Thursday, July 29th, 2010 9 PM
with Paul Benoit
Egan's Ballard Jam House
1707 NW Market Street
Seattle, WA 98107
phone:               206-789-1621         206-789-1621
website: http://www.ballardjamhouse.com

TENTATIVE
July 30 31 August 1
Eugene, OR
Hornings Hideout
String Cheese String Summit.

This event is happening but we STILL do not know if we are on the bill.
If not we will be desperately looking for work this weekend.

August 2 – 14
We are taking requests for southern OR northern California
Ashland?
Santa Cruz?
Oakland?
San Francisco?
Chico?
Garberville?
Willits?

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