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  • The Muse and Whirled Retort 2015

    Special Edition of T.H.E. .M.U.S.E. .A.N.D. .W.H.I.R.L.E.D. .R.E.T.O.R.T.

    Special Edition of T.H.E. .M.U.S.E. .A.N.D. .W.H.I.R.L.E.D. .R.E.T.O.R.T.
    A SPECIAL EDITION OF Chris Chandler's M.U.S.E. .A.N.D. .W.H.I.R.L.E.D. .R.E.T.O.R.T.
    11-27-15 BLACK FRIDAY!


    Three Kings of Memphis is here!

    Lots of my friends like to think of the day after Thanksgiving as BUY NOTHING DAY!

    But I say it should be buy from an independent artist day!

    You can do that right here! I HAVE A NEW CD!
    to buy the whole story for $8.00 click here:

    I Want Three Kings of Memphis!
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    The first half of the story is available here for $2.00 by clicking:

    I want to download the first half of Three Kings of Memphis and will savor it till Christmas Eve!
    or pasting:

    The 2nd half of the story will be available for download Christmas Eve!


    OK Here is what this is all about!

    newsletter imageI have created, with my good friend John Elliott, an improbable "Holiday" Epic, and I wanted you to know about it!

    Three Kings of Memphis - a new CD! It is one story in two parts.

    It is a TRUE Story - as well as a modern retelling of the Magi, set in present day Americana, and rekindles the fire beneath a medley of well-loved seasonal songs, giving us a new reason to sing them loudly. John Elliot knocks it out of the park, and down the street a block or two singing us into this holiday season.

    The story nests into the songs like a robin on a cold day.

    It is is both wholesome and secular, yet manages to make both the Theists and the Atheists tilt their head like the RCA dog listening to a Victrola.

    I rarely do this - ya know send out a newsletter with out a brand new piece but I really think this new story is important.

    It is perfect for sitting by the fire this holiday season.

    The first 100 orders of this special holiday package comes with a handsome signed copy
    of the story's text as it first appeared in The Oakland Literary Review.

    This piece is a treasure...

    .... perhaps Gold... perhaps Frankincense... perhaps Myrrh

    There are samples here:
    I want to Hear some of this before I buy it:
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    You can download the first half here:
    I want to download the first half of Three Kings of Memphis and will savor it till Christmas Eve!
    or pasting:


    B.U.Y. .F.R.O.M. .A.N. .I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. .A.R.T.I.S.T. .D.A.Y.!

    I have managed to live off creating art for nearly 30 years - and now with Jen's incredible art work we are doing well.

    We could not do it with out your continued support! I am thankful that so many of you have enjoyed my work enough to keep me in mac and cheese for so long.

    I am Thankful! Thankful to you!

    Thank you!