Chris Chandler’s Muse and Whirled Retort February 2023
February Ice Storm in Austin
Hey Everybody, It’s the top of the month again and time for your mighty might Muse and Whirled Retort.
Greetings from Austin, Texas where we are i the middle of a little ice storm.
Power’s been of for about two days here and I am writing this on an iPad plugged into a cigarette lighter. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not whining. I’m grateful to have a device and a cigarette lighter, I’m just describing.
Paul and I are hoping to do a little tour in April from Texas to points east and north. Say, Austin Houston, Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Pensacola, Tallahassee, Gainesville, Atlanta, Athens, Asheville, DC, and Philly. Could that work for you? Gotta a place? Maybe a house concert? Drop me a line, let’s make this thing happen.
At the end of the newsletter there will be some more chit-chat about other goings on and how you can support me and this news letter and my weekly live stream.
Till then, It’s the top of Black History Month, so this one is one I don’t want to put out there - but after the events in Memphis I have to. Here it is! Since the dawn of email every month your
M.U.S.E. .A.N.D. .W.H.I.R.L.E.D. .R.E.T.O.R.T.
February 01, 2023
Austin, TX
The Race Problem
By Chris Chandler
People say
we have a race problem in this country.
I say yea,
it is a race problem because YOU call it a race.
It is a race problem
because ya start off one group of
people 20 miles behind the starting line
and call it a race.
And as soon as they start to catch up,
ya slap on a fashionable set of leg irons
and still call it a race...
It’s not a race problem.
It is a problem with the race.
You wonder why impoverished youth will kill each other
over a pair of running shoes?
It is because you call it a
race.
But I say this is not a race - because the world is round -
and if it were a race who ever is in first place is slightly
behind the guy in last... and if I were you I would be
looking over my shoulder...
My Name is Tyree Nichols.
My Name is George Floyd
My Name is Amhaud Abrey
My Name is Oscar Grant
My name is Michael Brown
My Name is Rodney King
Can’t We all just get along...
Stick and beat the hell out of each other?
It’s not a bad apple, it is exactly the kind of apple that
falls from a very bad tree.
You say there is a race problem I say there is a problem
with the Race. All over the country the poor are
disenfranchised by persistent redistricting - known as
Gerrymandering.
When I look at a congressional district map
in this country,
it looks like a giant Rorschach test.
And when I look at that Rorschach test,
I see nothing but a giant Col Sanders
standing next to a tiny Uncle Ben
and an even tinier Aunt Jemima.
It is not a race problem, it is a problem with the race.
The state of Mississippi
has forty percent black population
yet eight percent of it’s elected officials are black.
You do the math.
And don’t get me started about voter suppression, I’m
from Georgia, and my Name is Stacey Abrams
It is not a race problem. It is a problem with the race.
If it is heritage not hate,
how me just how much heritage you have by...
being a southern gentleman .. and
apologizing.
Being a southern gentleman is the only part of my
heritage I don’t hate...
I am southern, too.
My ancestors too fought in the Civil War.
I know first hand we have a long tradition in the
south of... surrendering...
So come on... Let us take those
confederate monuments down!
Let us be gentleman about it.
And while we’re at it, Hey Austin!
Let’s change our name.
I mean Stephen F Austin wasn’t just a slave owner,
he was a slave trader,
a trafficker.
He made a fortune off of it.
Is that what we want to name
our state capital?
It’s Not a race problem, it is a problem with the race.
You know as well as I do...
if it were 300 armed black people
storming the capitol on January 6th
with automatic weapons...
The one thing we’d have is...
gun control.
If you want real gun control in this country,
the way to obtain it
would be to form
“a well regulated militia”
of poor people!
protecting themselves against the thievery of the rich.
But as long as it remains
poor people killing poor people for chump change,
they’ll let you keep your guns.
But I don’t follow your logic on gun control.
Isn’t an armed street gang
a lot closer to a “Well regulated Militia”
than a neighborhood watch group?
My Name is...
Trevon Martin
It’s not a race problem. It is a problem with the race.
One in three black men will wind up in state or federal
prison - one in twenty-five whites will go there -
and of those whites
that go to prison seventy-five percent live under the poverty line.
Make sure you curb your dog, people gotta sleep on
these streets...
Today in America, we have a greater income gap than
there was in South Africa at the heart of apartheid...
And that income gap has grown by forty percent in my
lifetime.
People of color are seventeen times more likely to be pulled over
ARE fifty times more likely to have their car searched
and are one hundred percent more likely to be afraid for
their life when they are pulled over.
We are moving backwards as The Supreme Court
demolishes the voting rights laws we fought so hard for during the civil-rights-era.
It is not a race Problem.
It is a problem with the race.
It is not a black problem or a white problem,
it is a class problem.
But systemic racial prejudice
has kept far too many blacks below the poverty line...
So that it is not just a class problem...
It is an American problem.
But ladies and gentleman...
I have a dream!
I dream of a day...
when a man is judged by the contents of his character....
...and not the content of his wallet.
It is not a race Problem.
It is a problem with the race.
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Paul and I are hoping to do a little tour in April from Texas to points east and north. Say, Austin Houston, Baton Rouge, New Orleans, Pensacola, Tallahassee, Gainesville, Atlanta, Athens, Asheville, DC, and Philly. Could that work for you? Gotta a place? Maybe a house concert? Drop me a line, let’s make this thing happen.