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    SubIraqian Homesick Blues

    SubIraqian Homesick Blues







    Mixing up the President



    People on the pavement



    Wondering where their country went



    War of aggression



    No plan, wrong place



    Based upon a flawed case



    Hail Mary full of grace



    Look out son



    We can't cut and run



    God knows when



    Until our troops are home again



    Better duck from the IED



    With armor that they didn't send



    The man in the four star hat



    Who'd been to war



    Asked for 300,000 troops



    Rummy said what for?        







    W comes flat boot



    Posing in a flight suit



    Reading "My Pet Goat"



    Freedom's on the march but



    The phones tapped anyway



    W and the N.S.A.



    Gonzales says it's okay



    Welcome to the U.S.A.



    Look out Y'all



    They're breaking the law



    Soldiers going to jail for



    Command chain failures



    Private contractors



    Men without masters



    Order GI's



    to torture bad guys



    You don't need a law degree



    To know where the blame lies







    Get back, Oh well



    No insurance, go to hell



    Big bills, No pills



    Hang around the stem cell



    Work force, Outsourced



    Get sacked, Pay day



    No way, Ken Lay



    Welcome to your rainy day



    Look out kid, you're gonna get hit



    By gas price, Melting Ice



    Science is a dirty vice



    Mandate, Plamegate,



    diebold, lies told



    Recruiters by the high school



    Tell kids war's cool



    Don't follow leaders



    When leaders are all cheaters







    © Paul Hipp 2006