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    SubIraqian Homesick Blues

    SubIraqian Homesick Blues

    Mixing up the President

    People on the pavement

    Wondering where their country went

    War of aggression

    No plan, wrong place

    Based upon a flawed case

    Hail Mary full of grace

    Look out son

    We can't cut and run

    God knows when

    Until our troops are home again

    Better duck from the IED

    With armor that they didn't send

    The man in the four star hat

    Who'd been to war

    Asked for 300,000 troops

    Rummy said what for?        

    W comes flat boot

    Posing in a flight suit

    Reading "My Pet Goat"

    Freedom's on the march but

    The phones tapped anyway

    W and the N.S.A.

    Gonzales says it's okay

    Welcome to the U.S.A.

    Look out Y'all

    They're breaking the law

    Soldiers going to jail for

    Command chain failures

    Private contractors

    Men without masters

    Order GI's

    to torture bad guys

    You don't need a law degree

    To know where the blame lies

    Get back, Oh well

    No insurance, go to hell

    Big bills, No pills

    Hang around the stem cell

    Work force, Outsourced

    Get sacked, Pay day

    No way, Ken Lay

    Welcome to your rainy day

    Look out kid, you're gonna get hit

    By gas price, Melting Ice

    Science is a dirty vice

    Mandate, Plamegate,

    diebold, lies told

    Recruiters by the high school

    Tell kids war's cool

    Don't follow leaders

    When leaders are all cheaters

    © Paul Hipp 2006