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    Happy 7-7-7

    Kansas City
    Hey everybody " it is that time of the year again.

    Happy Seven-Seven-Seven !

    Sorry to break my pledge of only bothering you once a month.
    But since 01-01-01 I have written something for the date and this year should be no exception "

    I warn you that on the 8th of August I will do it again.
    So this little missive is brought to you by the number Seven.

    For the past Seven hours I have been on I-70 doing 70 miles an hour.

    Why was 6 afraid?
    Because Seven ate 9

    God created the world in 6 days and on the Seventh he rested.

    Seven is the 4th prime number " and the first number to have two syllables " unless you count zero " and well… you don't count with zero " which makes zero " if you believe in a circular universe - the highest number doesn't' it?

    But I digress. There are Seven days in a week
    The seven seas and the Seven Continents
    The seven wonders of the world
    There are seven holes in you face -
    and seven deadly sins.

    Chastity, Moderation, Liberality, Charity, Meekness, Zeal, and Humility,

    and the seven virtues: sloth, letchery, gluttony, pride, envy, wrath and

    In Proverbs 6:16 " 19, it is stated that "These six things doth the Lord hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:"


    There was The Seven Year Itch, Seven Brides for Seven Brothers, "Seven Plus Seven Is," SeSevenen, seven swans a-swimming, 00Seven, and Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

    Seven come eleven.

    Seven Eleven, A touchdown and an extra point, Lucky seven, Michael Vick, The atomic number of nitrogen " which I think Michel Vick inhales a little too much of lately.


    The Seven ages of man
    The Seven colors in the rainbow
    The Seven cities of Gold
    Seven UP
    Diet Seven-UP


    Seven hills of Rome
    Seven Liberal Arts
    Seven Sages
    Seven emperors Julius Caesar, Augustus, Galba, Hadrian, Nerva, Sallust, Vespasian

    A Sabbatical comes every Seven years - A jubilee Seven xSeven years " 49.


    David is The Seventh son of Jessie
    And Jesus in SevenSeventh in a direct line to David.

    Seven blessings made beneath chuppah

    The Seven cul-de-sacs of hell, or The Seven terraces of mt purgatory " depending on which book you read.

    The Seven heavans of Islam " Seventh heavan

    Jesus says to Peter to forgive seventy times seven times.
    The Seven joys of the blessed Mother Mary
    And of course, The Seven sorrows of the blessed Mother Mary

    There are Seven palms in a cubit
    The Buddah took Seven steps at birth
    The Seven Hindu Sages
    The Seven islands of Atlantis
    The Seven notes in a scale

    The Seventh Seal
    The Seventh Samuri
    The Magnificant Seven
    The Seventh Son
    The Seventh Inning Stretch
    Flight SevenSeven was used to attack the Pentagon on September 11th, 2001 " which ummm " has 5 sides, a top and a bottom " OH My GOD! That's Seven that proves it " there is a conspiracy.

    I am sure at least seven of you will writ me back and tell me much better ones than those.

    Seven more of you will unsubscribe to this news letter " because # Seven is so lame.
    I have Seven dollars in my pocket.

    Drop by my website and review the archives if ya wanna read 01-01-01 thru 06-06-06

    See ya later,
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