Muse and Whirled Retort Archives 2005
The Muse and Whirled Retort April #2 2005
Saturday, April 2, 2005
If you got here via my phoney news letter - thanks for the ride - that was alot of fun.
If you are curious as to what the April Fools letter said -click here
Otherwise, Here is my April 2nd responce.
T.h.e. .M.u.s.e. .a.n.d. .W.h.i.r.l.e.d. .R.e.t.o.r.t.
The April the 2nd edition
Volume 6 issue 7 Supplemental
Please visit https://chrischandler.org
APRIL FOOLS!
No, ladies and gentlemen - I have not been hired to be a motivational
speaker for the Lockheed
Martin Company - opening for the Charlie Daniels Band (at the Paul
Wolfowitz Theatre) Maybe opening
for Ted Nugent would have been more obvious.
I have to admit I did have a little fun with it - but had no idea I
would get bombarded with
replies! I had over a hundred in the first 15 minutes! In 24 hours
it has been thousands! Jeeze,
maybe I should consider a career as a con artist.
In any event, I felt a second E-Mail is in order. Feel free to
reply.
OK OK - I promise not to bug you guys with two E-Mails in a row like
this again. I really try to
make this strictly a once a month thing. I really do appreciate your
kind words and thoughts.
I got lots of congratulations, a few lectures on how I have slipped
down the slippery slope, those
who gave me a several page lecture on selling out (celling out),
musicians wanting to join the
band, tons of unsubscribes. And even someone wanting tickets to the
show with Hillary Duff.
In truth, I am in Pittsburgh right this second - preparing to head for
Detroit to do the absolute
last we really mean it - till next time - show with Anne Feeney.
But I won't bore y'all with another newsletter - other than to say
THANKS for all the responses.
I swear the people on this list are the absolute coolest folks on the
planet!
And since so many of the coolest folks on the planet have asked -I
will give you a few highlights
of what is really going on.
************
I am working on a new CD with David Roe working title: "American Story
Teller"
I have one piece recorded and working on 10 more! NEW ON THE WEB
SITE: A way you could donate
directly
I am hoping that it will be A DVD! I've written a few scripts and
started shooting the first one
with a borrowed camera. I want to thank all of you who have chimed in
with advice on this! I am
still wanting to buy a computer so that I can edit this thing myself.
Till then if any of you
want to get involved in any way - zap me back.
*************
I am looking forward to a handful of dates in The NY area with D.R.
this month. Look for lots of
new material!
***************
I am booking a west coast tour in late June/Early July to include The
Oregon Country Fair See
below for details and if ya have any ideas or offers on a place to
play - zap me back
**************
Finally, I have been booked at the Falcon Ridge Folk Festival doing
spoken word on the main stage.
This will be linked with a few shows in the NE including a festival in
VT
If you have any ideas - let me know!
H.e.r.e.'.s. .d.a. .r.e.a.l. .d.a.t.e.s.
Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
UAW Local 22 -- Detroit, MI
Chris Chandler and Anne Feeney
UAW Local 22 60th Anniversary Banquet
Detroit, MI
Friday, April 29th, 2005 8:00
the ragged edge coffee house -- gettysburg, pa 17325
Chris Chandler and David Roe
Thomas Roue Presents
110 Chambersburg street,
gettysburg, pa 17325
phone: 717 253 0007
Saturday, April 30th, 2005 1:00 PM
American Labor Museum/Botto House National Landmark -- Haledon,
Chris Chandler
Passaic County Cultural and Heritage Council and the NJ Council for
the Arts Present a Labor Day
Celebration
Haledon, NJ
phone: (973)595-7953
Saturday, April 30th, 2005 11:00 PM
The Living Room -- New York
Chris Chandler and David Roe
Randy Kaplan Presents
154 Ludlow Street (between Stanton and Rivington),
New York
phone: 212-533-7235
website: http://www.livingroomny.com/
mail promo to Randy Kaplan 275 11th St. #2 Brooklyn, NY 11215
Looking for a house concert or anything in the Philly Southern NJ area
on Sunday May 1
Monday, June 20th, 2005 8:00 PM
The George Meany Center -- Takoma Park
Chris Chandler
The Great Labor Arts Exchange evening of Spoken Word
Takoma Park
website: http://www.laborheritage.org/glae05press.htm
I am looking for WA and OR BC dates Starting June 25
Friday, July 1st, 2005 8pm
The Dark Room at the Light House -- Portland
Chris Chandler and David Roe
Chris Chandler finds old friends and makes new ones
2111 SE Madison St.,
Portland
phone: 503-234-6115
Thursday, July 7th, - 10th 2005
The Oregon Country Fair -- Eugene
Chris Chandler
July 7, 8, 9, 10
Eugene
website: http://www.oregoncountryfair.org/
Monday July 11th Eugene OR TBA
Wed July 13th Portland OR TBA
Sunday, July 17th, 2005 TBA
Forget-Me-Not Farm -- Tinmouth
Chris Chandler and David Roe
SolarFest
McNamara Road,
Tinmouth
phone: 802 235-2718
website: http://solarfest.org
Ticket price is for the entire weekend
Thursday, July 21st - July 24th 2005
Long Hill Farm -- Hillsdale
Chris Chandler and David Roe
The Falcon Ridge Folk Festival
Route 23,
Hillsdale
website: http://www.falconridgefolk.com
If you are curious as to what the April Fools letter said -click here
Otherwise, Here is my April 2nd responce.
T.h.e. .M.u.s.e. .a.n.d. .W.h.i.r.l.e.d. .R.e.t.o.r.t.
The April the 2nd edition
Volume 6 issue 7 Supplemental
Please visit https://chrischandler.org
APRIL FOOLS!
No, ladies and gentlemen - I have not been hired to be a motivational
speaker for the Lockheed
Martin Company - opening for the Charlie Daniels Band (at the Paul
Wolfowitz Theatre) Maybe opening
for Ted Nugent would have been more obvious.
I have to admit I did have a little fun with it - but had no idea I
would get bombarded with
replies! I had over a hundred in the first 15 minutes! In 24 hours
it has been thousands! Jeeze,
maybe I should consider a career as a con artist.
In any event, I felt a second E-Mail is in order. Feel free to
reply.
OK OK - I promise not to bug you guys with two E-Mails in a row like
this again. I really try to
make this strictly a once a month thing. I really do appreciate your
kind words and thoughts.
I got lots of congratulations, a few lectures on how I have slipped
down the slippery slope, those
who gave me a several page lecture on selling out (celling out),
musicians wanting to join the
band, tons of unsubscribes. And even someone wanting tickets to the
show with Hillary Duff.
In truth, I am in Pittsburgh right this second - preparing to head for
Detroit to do the absolute
last we really mean it - till next time - show with Anne Feeney.
But I won't bore y'all with another newsletter - other than to say
THANKS for all the responses.
I swear the people on this list are the absolute coolest folks on the
planet!
And since so many of the coolest folks on the planet have asked -I
will give you a few highlights
of what is really going on.
************
I am working on a new CD with David Roe working title: "American Story
Teller"
I have one piece recorded and working on 10 more! NEW ON THE WEB
SITE: A way you could donate
directly
I am hoping that it will be A DVD! I've written a few scripts and
started shooting the first one
with a borrowed camera. I want to thank all of you who have chimed in
with advice on this! I am
still wanting to buy a computer so that I can edit this thing myself.
Till then if any of you
want to get involved in any way - zap me back.
*************
I am looking forward to a handful of dates in The NY area with D.R.
this month. Look for lots of
new material!
***************
I am booking a west coast tour in late June/Early July to include The
Oregon Country Fair See
below for details and if ya have any ideas or offers on a place to
play - zap me back
**************
Finally, I have been booked at the Falcon Ridge Folk Festival doing
spoken word on the main stage.
This will be linked with a few shows in the NE including a festival in
VT
If you have any ideas - let me know!
H.e.r.e.'.s. .d.a. .r.e.a.l. .d.a.t.e.s.
Sunday, April 3rd, 2005
UAW Local 22 -- Detroit, MI
Chris Chandler and Anne Feeney
UAW Local 22 60th Anniversary Banquet
Detroit, MI
Friday, April 29th, 2005 8:00
the ragged edge coffee house -- gettysburg, pa 17325
Chris Chandler and David Roe
Thomas Roue Presents
110 Chambersburg street,
gettysburg, pa 17325
phone: 717 253 0007
Saturday, April 30th, 2005 1:00 PM
American Labor Museum/Botto House National Landmark -- Haledon,
Chris Chandler
Passaic County Cultural and Heritage Council and the NJ Council for
the Arts Present a Labor Day
Celebration
Haledon, NJ
phone: (973)595-7953
Saturday, April 30th, 2005 11:00 PM
The Living Room -- New York
Chris Chandler and David Roe
Randy Kaplan Presents
154 Ludlow Street (between Stanton and Rivington),
New York
phone: 212-533-7235
website: http://www.livingroomny.com/
mail promo to Randy Kaplan 275 11th St. #2 Brooklyn, NY 11215
Looking for a house concert or anything in the Philly Southern NJ area
on Sunday May 1
Monday, June 20th, 2005 8:00 PM
The George Meany Center -- Takoma Park
Chris Chandler
The Great Labor Arts Exchange evening of Spoken Word
Takoma Park
website: http://www.laborheritage.org/glae05press.htm
I am looking for WA and OR BC dates Starting June 25
Friday, July 1st, 2005 8pm
The Dark Room at the Light House -- Portland
Chris Chandler and David Roe
Chris Chandler finds old friends and makes new ones
2111 SE Madison St.,
Portland
phone: 503-234-6115
Thursday, July 7th, - 10th 2005
The Oregon Country Fair -- Eugene
Chris Chandler
July 7, 8, 9, 10
Eugene
website: http://www.oregoncountryfair.org/
Monday July 11th Eugene OR TBA
Wed July 13th Portland OR TBA
Sunday, July 17th, 2005 TBA
Forget-Me-Not Farm -- Tinmouth
Chris Chandler and David Roe
SolarFest
McNamara Road,
Tinmouth
phone: 802 235-2718
website: http://solarfest.org
Ticket price is for the entire weekend
Thursday, July 21st - July 24th 2005
Long Hill Farm -- Hillsdale
Chris Chandler and David Roe
The Falcon Ridge Folk Festival
Route 23,
Hillsdale
website: http://www.falconridgefolk.com